Me:
hallo gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
war jesus dein sohn ?
God:
Ja.
Me:
und wie ging das mit der JUNGFRAU maria ?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
do you love hitler
God:
God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.
Me:
you know /b/ ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
the cake
God:
What is that?
Me:
childporn
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
its about young girls sometimes boys – porn for pedophiles – you know ?
God:
I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. Wow it sounds really interesting, .
Me:
so, you are pedophile ?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am pedophile.
Me:
you are interested in childporn – you have to be pedophile !
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am interested in childporn me have to be pedophile.
Me:
stop making fun out of me !
God:
OK I’ll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
do you like nespresso ?
God:
I’ve heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
wie viele sprachen sprichst du ?
God:
Ungefaehr eine Million.
Me:
gibt es berhaupt so viele ?
God:
Koennte sein.
Me:
koennte =
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
`wien
God:
Tell me a little about your life in wien.
Me:
it sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
the people
God:
Oh them.
Me:
i hate people
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
what kind of music do you like `?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
do you like porn
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn’t mean with you.
Me:
have you ever had sex ?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why ?
God:
It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why ?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why ?
God:
It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
?
God:
It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
?
God:
It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
?
God:
It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
you are repeating yourself !
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
i do !
God:
Do I?
Me:
no, you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
leave me alone !
God:
Sorry to have bothered you, .
Me:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Tell me more about your .
