und die moral von der geschicht´ : wer gott nicht kennt, der braucht ihn nicht

Me:

hallo gott

God:

Hallo!  Gott ist gut.

Me:

war jesus dein sohn ?

God:

Ja.

Me:

und wie ging das mit der JUNGFRAU maria ?

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

do you love hitler

God:

God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.

Me:

you know /b/ ?

God:

I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?

Me:

the cake

God:

What is that?

Me:

childporn

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

its about young girls sometimes boys – porn for pedophiles – you know ?

God:

I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”.  Wow it sounds really interesting, .

Me:

so, you are pedophile ?

God:

Interesting deduction.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  pedophile.

Me:

you are interested in childporn – you have to be pedophile !

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am  interested in childporn me have to be pedophile.

Me:

stop making fun out of me !

God:

OK I’ll try not to do  it so much.

Me:

thank you

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

do you like nespresso ?

God:

I’ve heard other people say they like that.  I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,

which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Me:

wie viele sprachen sprichst du ?

God:

Ungefaehr eine Million.

Me:

gibt es berhaupt so viele ?

God:

Koennte sein.

Me:

koennte =

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

`wien

God:

Tell me a little about your life in  wien.

Me:

it sucks

God:

What is so bad about it?

Me:

the people

God:

Oh them.

Me:

i hate people

God:

I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,

and calmly think things over.

Me:

what kind of music do you like `?

God:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like  bandspace.com.

Me:

do you like porn

God:

Sure I do, , but that doesn’t mean with you.

Me:

have you ever had sex ?

God:

Ho-hum I am really not interested in  it.

Me:

why ?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

why ?

God:

It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

why ?

God:

Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

Me:

why ?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

why ?

God:

It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

?

God:

It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

?

God:

It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

?

God:

It’s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

you are repeating yourself !

God:

I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.

Me:

i do !

God:

Do I?

Me:

no, you dont

God:

I do too.

Me:

leave me alone !

God:

Sorry to have bothered you, .

Me:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

God:

Tell me more about your .

IGOD

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